JEEEZZZZ

So my mother has decided to also get on my ass about blogging. She's currently off to make me a blueberry marg, courtesy of marens mam. She's also going to give me a back rub. ps, mare, it's indie. fyi. and they would be offended by anything because that's just what they do. they act offended and like you're a stupid piece of trash because you're not a vegan. I'm going to freak my shit. my mother is trying to tell me what to write in the blog. what. a. whore. i'm puzzled as to how short summer seems and how long everything else seems. i'm so effing unhappy about school starting and my not being able to see my marebear for another 3948573802 years. instead of counting down the days til school, i'll count down the days until i can see mare again. what the hell was that naan i had last night!!!??? it was un.be.lievable. i could eat it every day of my fricken life. it was naan, but it had nuts, and coconut, and sweet spices, and it was the best thing i've ever had in my mouth ever. even though cosmo says that you should pretend that a guys penis is the best thing you've ever had in your mouth, i say that no one at cosmo has ever had this bread. i ate dog/cat food for dinner tonight... that was disgusting. and i'm off to clean rosie's ears. ps. everyone should read THIS.
good god i love life.