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Other exciting daily news: Harry Potter came out today at 12am. Unfortunately, a vast multitude of Harry Potter infatuated crazy people bought all the tickets before Alex and I could, so last night we were stuck watching the Hangover with about 5 other Harry Potter rejects. When we walked in the movie theater though, I was so disappointed. Not one person was dressed up. None. If I had not been lazy and gotten tickets earlier, I would've dressed the fuck out of harry potter. I haven't even read the books for goodness sakes, and I was totally ready to go all out. My grand scheme was to wear a cardboard box painted like the book--poorly of course because I'm artistically challenged--so I'd actually be the book. Then I could hide a pizza in the box. or a pie. Whatever is round and kinda 2dimensional. Plan B was to dress up like an owl, just because they're pretty cool, except there would be no food hiding, so that was slightly lame. But neither plan worked because we're lazy and people are crazy.

Crazy: when we got to the movie theater at 9:50 *PLEASE NOTE that's 2 hrs 10 min before 12* for our movie, and there was already a line wrapping around the lobby just to get good seats for Harry Potter. I mean, everybody in the theater can see the screen from anywhere in the theater. Does it really matter where you sit? Seriously people. You already took our tickets and now you're just playing lobby blood clot and taking our space (stolen from Lydia). AND you didn't dress up. You my friends, were the failure of the night. And we were not the only people frustrated by you, the people working there were going insane. when we told the ticket lady that we weren't going to harry potter and we just needed to get through the vast multitude, she responded "God bless you."
I suppose Alex and I could have dressed up anyway and gone to the hangover, but again, that would take a lot of effort and explaining and I would have to buy a pizza, and we had already binged out on Indian food. Perhaps we can just dress up for some other showing a month from now.

And the fails continued. I forgot my contacts, so I had to drive home at 1am to get contacts so I could go to work in the morning. To add to that, I woke up late for work, missing glorious tumor board. So now I'm at work with a gap between my teeth (forgot my retainers too), terrible hair, make-up still on from last night, giant smell, and no sleep. great. FAIL