Imagine diving naked into a swimming pool of awesomeness

A lot has happened since break. A whole big lot. Since I'm usually really lazy and make lists instead of being all elaborate and eloquent, I think I'll just keep up my rep.

1. Michelle and I made friendship bracelets while watching Free Willy. We may or may not be a couple of 13 year old girls. Also, what would you do if you saw a whale in the forest? It's ok if you don't have an answer because I certainly have no idea. I mean, I would want to save it and maybe try to save it, but let's be honest, I don't think I would help, at all. Then I'd probably cry. Everyone loses--I lose, Keiko loses, the forest loses. That's a lot of blubber.

2. I smacked down a 15k skate race

2.5. I almost died. Context: we stayed at this sketch motel in Lake Placid. Grace and I roomed together in this sketch room. There was this "dung" noise that would periodically sound in our room's wall. We inquired as to whether the boys next door were just playing a one pitched string instrument of some sort, but to no avail. Then, on the tv, channel 19, let me paint this scenario for you: there was a thermometer on the left side of the screen and a heartrate monitor/EKG type machine on the right side of the screen. On top of the monitor were toys (cars, dogs, etc.) and something that looked like a barrel of a gun. This creepy little scenario was on channel 19 constantly. Always. One night, when the creepyness got a little out of hand (the "dung" got louder and started moving around the room) we realized that the barrel of the gun on channel 19 was pointed toward the wall above Grace's bed. And what did we find in that spot? A piece of duct tape, the color of the wallpaper, covering some sort of defaced part of the wall. CREEPY. We then decided that someone was trying to kill us.

3. Chris, Dan, and I made a snowman in front of a dining hall window with a 3ft long penis.

4. January 24, 2010 was the best day of my life. We had the best OD ski ever, with the best snow ever (especially now that a monsoon is passing through Brunswick...). I gave Walter Shepard, the biggest baller in my life, the biggest hug ever. Tim slapped my ass. We did flips into beautiful powder. There was chicken parmesan for dinner. Win.

5. The girl's team did a strip tease for the Bates boys. They loved it.

6. I had to profess my love to Tim in front of the whole team....and every other team on the EISA circuit due to a lost pepper bet. This is how I did it:

To the greatest coach in the whole EISA circuit,
I love it when you make that fine ass work it,
when you're rocking out to Tik Tok, or singing with Jay-Z.
The way you sip that gallon jug just drives me crazy.
I know that Carnie Crush is not for coaches and the like,
but I made an exception...and I wish I had a mic,
because I want my feelings to resound loud and true--
OMG TIM IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU

He loved it.

7. Chris Plys.

8. The Americans are KILLING it at the Olympics. Also, I'm pretty sure that if I dyed my hair red, I'd look exactly like Shaun White. Also, I'm pretty sure that his second run made me jizz in my pants. Kinda like when I found the video of Chris Plys making his guitar gently weep for MTV. Can you say O face?

9. Sunday funday is happening this weekend. You all know what that means. Why yes, it does mean that the Middlebury Carnival got postponed one day, but more importantly, I will be crunk Sunday night. It could have been Saturday night, but orgo will surely be tons more fun with a huge headache (...not).

10. Oliver Burruss believes that the entire Bowdoin ski team is the spawn of Nathan Alsobrook.

That's all I can think of for interesting happenings about for the past 2 months or so. Don't worry, if I remember anything else, it'll fo shiz be up pronto/ASAP/AQAP, because my work load is, dare I say it, not so bad. Plus I need to keep Michelle up on my life since we haven't skyped in probably 3 days.