Since this was the shittiest day ever, I'm posting the 10 things that Michelle and I love the most in this world. Instant happiness
(these are not necessarily in order of increasing happiness yield. Except for #10. Duh.)

1. Whales. Preferably orca whales. see previous post

2. Star Wars. Even if Mark Hamill is only good looking in A New Hope. Darthy makes up for it
3. Fabio. Better known as Scott Woolweaver
4. The $1 bins at target. Especially a week before major holidays i.e. Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, July 4th, the first day of spring...you know, the important ones
5. Miley Cyrus and her clothing designing talents.

6. Kevin.
7. Alabama and everything that comes with it--hushpuppies, dank weddings, southern drawls, southern boys, southern manners, drank, zebra-skin rugs, drank
8. Cody baby


9. Mimosas. Especially if it's 11am

10. Nate. and Sam too. Duh.