Effbomb you school.

so i'm chillin in my music history class. sooo boring. we're listening to corelli's christmas concerto. baaaarf. so rory is throwing me a bday party on the 25th even though my bday is a week later, which is exciting except for the BLATANT flaw that neither maren or natie will be there. which obviously is the formula for the perfect party. it's a glitter party and so everyone has to wear something glittery. which will be fun if i can get anyone to come. i dont have that many friends so it might be a little awkward. SPEAKING of awkward. so i have 5 roommates and one of them, Karen, has the biggest asshole boyfriend in the world. she thinks he's amazing but the truth is, he's probably the antichrist. there's a campus wide movement right now called the "no hate movement" where you sign your name on a banner pledging that you will not discriminate against people of a different race, gender, sexuality, etc etc. someone one day drew a big X on the word "no" on the poster. later, tyler (the asshole boyf of karen) admitted to doing said deed. he says the word faggot constantly, says every racist word known to man, (nigger, chink, kyke, mick, towel head, sand nigger, etc etc.) he gets drunk EVERY night, no joke he's drunk on a wednesday at 6 in the evening. and he brags about driving while he's drunk. basically he is everything bad about the evils in the world. so last Saturday, before going off to see danny and doing an extremely disorganized wedding, i was getting ready, and i hear this disgusting slapping noise and rhythmic pounding noise. turns out, karen and tyler were having extremely EXTREEMELY loud sex. i can never have sex again because it disgusts me now. the other roommates are extremely angry and i'm extremely disturbed. it's horrific. no one knows what to say to her, so we're just kind of staying out of her way.
so there's this new girl in orchestra who's crazy amazing. she's an exchange student from Tokyo and i really want to be her friend, but i'm so awkward that it's weird. it's a friend crush. how do you just become friends with someone? i'm such a nerd and a little kid that i just cant "hang out" with someone. whatever. class is almost over so i'm signing off. love everyone
michelle