Poor Taylor, getting electronic devices ripped out of her hands and whatnot. Honestly Kanye, I'll still marry you, but you need to work on your people skillz.
What a VMAs we had this year. Unfortunately, my roommates and I couldn't figure out how to hook up our cable wire, so I missed all of it. Fortunately, people spend their whole lives on youtube, and this historical douchebag moment was online 2 minutes after it happened, maybe less. Didn't miss a beat, except I didn't catch Lady Gaga's earth-shattering outfit until Michelle posted it. Ballin. Pretty much everyone classy at Bowdoin hates Lady Gaga. Guess I'm not a classy gal. There is, however, the select few of us that attended a party entitled "HOUS OF GAGA CELEBRATION!" There were some pretty good gaga costumes, nothing too stellar, especially on my part, but I'd like to think I rocked it like Miss Gaga would (or should I say miss/mister gaga?). If I make the trek up north this weekend, I'll be sure to go all out--just let me make a wreath out of my own hair and glitter glue, and I'm all set.
Other news-worthy news that could put a damper on this weekend's escapade: SWINE FLU IS TAKING OVER BOWDOIN. Apparently we were featured in the Boston Globe for our campus-wide epidemic. What a great reputation! Omg Bowdoin is such a great school--a wonderful place where the entire student body swaps fluids and forgets to cover their coughs on a regular basis. Or better yet: come get a great education AND get quarantined for a sometimes fatal illness named after an animal that many cultures won't eat. Sounds awesome to me. Personally, I want to get quarantined. I would love nothing more than to be forced to stay in a room by myself all day, where all I'm allowed to do is sleep, watch movies, wear a mask, and never leave (at least until I'm no longer hot. Guess I'll never be leaving. chaching). I also heard that they are feeding quarantine kids lobster dinners. I don't even like lobster, but I would fully soak in the sympathy by contemplating eating it for five minutes or so. I could give it to one of my other swine flu friends as a token of my appreciation for a fellow mask-wearing piggy buddy. I think that's what they should call the quarantine kids now: piggy buddies. I can't wait to be a piggy buddy, as long as it's not this weekend or 3 weekends from now. Perhaps I will pencil swine flu in for the first weekend in november? Then I'll get out of my orchestra dress rehearsal. Perfect. Well I'll go get on that; these things require a bit of strategy you know. Peace
PROCRASTINATE
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xj8RrIpiiQ
then watch (listen to) this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buAeYUBuieY
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