GLITTER BONANZA OF JOY!!

MAREN IS COMING! MAREN IS COMING! so the glitter bonanza of joy is tonight, and i'm kindof worried. this party could go either one of two ways. No one could come, and it would be a smattering of awkward people not knowing what to do with themselves and being bored. ORRR it could go the opposite way and there could be 239847648 people, 239847640 of which i dont know. with that situation, there will be no possible way to have my RA NOT know that we're having a party, and if that happens, the RA will no doubt come and that would be awwwwful because the majority of these people (including me...) will be underage. and if that shit happens, which i just have a feeling it will, it goes on your permanent record and Bridget, the girl getting us the stuff, will be taken to court for supplying to minors. which would be HORRIBLE because bridget is the sweetest girl i have ever met in my life. so hopefully dan, the RA, will be out and about and no one will notice. also, i'm worried because there are no activities. no beer pong or anything,... people will be so bored!!!! but i cant think of anything that we could do! i could put on a movie i guess... but it might be too loud to watch it. playing cards? oh god i'm worried. i've never hosted a college party before and for some reason i'm treating it like a martha stewart thing. i cleaned all this morning, and i've had my outfit ready for a week. I'M SUCH A DORRRK!!!! also, we dont have a DD on hand, which is bad because i dont want anyone going home driving drunk, and there is no room for EVERYONE to stay the night!!! ohhhhhh i'm worried.
aside from this, i had a sleep study last night to see why i sleep so much. it suuuuucked. they put twenty million wires all over me and all over my head and TWO not one but TWOOO oxygen things up my nose, and it was awful. i couldnt go to the bathroom without asking some guy that was outside my room, and then i had to lug around 29837 pounds of equipment attached to my body. then he woke me up at 6, which for me is like the middle of the night. also, the glue that they used on my head to keep the wires on smelled HORRIFIC! so i went back to the apartment and took a shower. i probably used half the bottle of shampoo and all that did was dry the glue up even more and make it chip a little so that it looks like i have crazy bad dandruff. fantastic. it still smells too. and all they found was that my carbon dioxide levels were elevated. useless.
BUT the FANTASTICCCC news is that MAREN IS COMING!!!!!!! now we just have to pray that she isnt carrying the swine flu. she says she isnt sick, but her roommates are, so she could just be a carrier and make EVERYONE SICKKK!!! ohhh maren.
eff i'm hungry. okay baiiii.