Baby penguins. F@$*ing right

A 5 hour panic attack occurred last night. Michelle was suppose to be at my house at 4:45. Around 8:30 I started getting worried. Nate, Aliza, and myself were calling each other incessantly, trying to find 50 different phone numbers to people that would know where she was. Her mom didn't know, her ex didn't know, her best friends didn't know, I'm pretty sure she didn't know. After roughly 30 missed calls to michelle, 2 to her house (we were trying ok...), and a handful more to her worried mother, we figured out that she had fallen asleep at her house right as she was heading back to bangor. it was 10:00 when we figured this out. all I have to say is: GIANT FAIL

So other than that not much is going on. I'll be flying out to DC tonight with Samuel and I finished the twilight saga. Life's moderately good I'd say. I also determined what I want to do with my life--hang out with jeff/the south pole. Jeff Grim if my bffl from MDIBL that I cut up fish with for a summer. He's in Antarctica right now doing some more fish work, and I have to say that I would so much rather be there cutting up fish than here cutting up humans. check out his blog--http://jggoestoantarctica.wordpress.com/. it's possibly 4x better than our blog because there are pictures of baby penguins on it (and for that reason only). Baby penguins are effing great. Which reminds me of this stand-up show on comedy central I was watching on tv while at my hotel for the Dartmouth Carnival this winter. I don't remember what the guy's name was, but he had this ballin joke. He was saying something like,"I want a corvette and a penguin. What's better than having a corvette? Passenger seat penguin." It went on, but that was the gist of it. obvs it was much funnier when he said it than when I type it, but it was effing hilarious. I vaguely remember peeing myself. Not exactly a great pre-race ritual--listening to trashy stand-up, but thats probs why I get my ass kicked. I do dumb s#%$ like that all the time. then again, I would rather wet myself to penguin jokes than have a stick up my ass--no offense dartmouth. only joking. no but seriously, if you need help removing those, I work with people trained to do that kind of thing.

Well I guess if our blog is going to be competitive in this cut-throat blogging world, we'd better get some baby penguin pics on this mofo.



F@$*ing right