Michelle and Nan find a spider.

Is it bad that i'm having my ex boyfriend write a reaction paper for me because im too lazy to do it myself???? yes. it's bad. okay. first day of my week intensive music therapy for special needs children course and my brain is already fried. not only do we have bagillion hour days, but he assigned us 6 articles to read, and 2 reaction papers to write. and one of the reaction papers was on a website that he also assigned. so i'm counting that as the 7th article. the upside of all this is that i thought it was a 5 day course, when it is actually a 4 DAY COURSE!!!!! but i didnt quite understand the extent of the homework we had to do. which sucks. so mom and i were taking a walk outside the other day with kipper tagging along behind us and all of a sudden kipper took off. we looked down and there was a little spider with a GIANT egg sack coming out of her ass. no wonder kippy was scared shitless. so mom made me run and grab her camera and she took numerous pics of it and then we went online and looked it up. turns out, it's a common field spider thing, but of course mother was convinced it was a brown recluse. what i didnt know about brown reclusesss (the plural of that weirds me out. it's like, it should be brown recli) anywhoooo, what i didnt know about brown recli is that they are also known as the violin spider, or the fiddleback spider or the brown fiddler. and i was like, hmm.. i wonder why... WELL.. this is why...
See the violin on it's back? while google imaging that i also found THE MOST disgusting pictures of brown recluse bites ever. i wanted to vomit. i wanted to share, but i didnt know how weak your stomachs were. so if you arent faint of heart, google image that shit. it's NAAAAASTY. tomorrow i will update with my list of men i think are fuckworthy.Tonight i have to crack the whip over an ex with my reaction paper to write.