It's going to be a ballin time

Phlebologists-study veins, apparently there are only 400 or something. thought that was appropriate.

well today has been sufficiently boring. absolutely nothing exciting has happened. We had to pick up a few placentas this morning, which is not exciting in any way to me, but perhaps you'll find that interesting. I also paid a visit to the father of the future best man for my wedding (when Dan Lesser and I get married, I'm assuming Nikolai will be the best man since they're bffls). If we didn't mention it before, Michelle is marrying Nate because she's obsessed with him, and I'm marrying Dan because I want to be her sister. Dan's a f*&@ing amazing guy too, but that totes comes second to having michelle as a sister. I don't have a sister. That'll be interesting. I'm pretty glad I don't have a sister, because there's nobody stealing my clothes, boyfriends, and status as the only fertile woman in the house, dogs included. anyway, when we all get married, it will be glorious. Dan and I will have the athletic, cellist children, and nate and michelle will have the nerdy, bigboobed children, and they'll all be bffls. Nikolai (see image below) will live with us too. ballin


oh yes wedding colors...another thing to think about on this exceptionally boring day. woody says I look good in blue and purple, so I guess we'll go with that. I also told Michelle my bridesmaid dresses will be blue, so it will be impossible to clash with them (mother's dresses, scarves, socks etc.). blue and purple. perfect. I think Michelle's should just be bright red. everything red and bold and bright and just so much *POW*. perhaps some black too. like devil colors. I look good in red. so my maid of honor dress will be smokin. the children can dress up like little demon things and throw black things around--like 70% cocoa dark chocolate and burnt toast. Lady gaga I'm sure also is smokin in red. perhaps we are soul sisters in color schemes--again a literally rockin' sister that doesn't live with me. ballin. then michelle in her white dress would just stand out like Rob Dyrdek's dog in a room full of black and red-dyed white standard poodles. so perfect. it'll just be too hot too handle. we'll probably all end up naked. great. ok. I'm going to go work on my powerpoint about the herp now. great.


ps. pictures of wedding/pre-july 4th event soon to come. perhaps this evening