michelle and i are at the wedding reception sitting with sam and paulina. hellz yeah. he keeps saying "maren youre doing so well!!!! good girl!!! but michelle... youre wasting your life. youre getting old. your biological clock is ticking. Fml. nonetheless we have been discussing our wedding plans sans grooms. michelle has decided she doesn't want any stuffy church wedding. she wants to walk down the aisle too lady gaga particularly lovegame. with a big screen up by the altar area with old greg playing in the backround. mackenzies dress is okay i guess. aliza says it looks like a prom dress. i wholeheartedly agree. maren thinks its mean of us to say that but whatever. and sam is pissed its not an open bar. and maren and i are pissed theyre carding. now we're watching a slide show of mackenzie and chris when they were little.highly entertaining. longest slide show evar. there were twenty thousand pics of mackenzie with chris's family but none with chris with kenz'z family. sam is yelling at me to put my phone down. updates when hes not looking.